Paris Loves Some Britney

Not only is Paris Hilton carrying around Britney Spears’ new CD, she’s batshiat crazy for it.
“I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”
Well, yes, Paris, when you compare it to your music it probably seems Grammy-worthy.

Britney Spears: Tragic

This goes without saying, but if you want to score some serious points this month, draft Britney Spears on your TabFL team. And then if you want to see more pics of this hot mess shopping for chandeliers, click here

NEW TabFL Season

The November season is starting this week. Just log on to www.tabfl.com and pick your team of celebrities. Your celebs score points when their pictures show up in the four tabloids: Us Weekly, People, In Touch, and Star. Get your friends together and play against each other. Top scorers can [...]

When Halloween Pranks Go Wrong

I don’t think this guy will be scarying anyone again anytime soon.
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America Ferrera is B-E-A-utiful

I always thought America Ferrera was pretty, but she looks absolutely stunning in these pictures.

I might actually add Marie Claire to my list of magazine buys this month. What’s another 5 bucks on my 30 bucks a month tabloid habit.
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Dixie Chick Syndrome – Fiddle Whiplash

I think I’ve invented a new ailment. My sister is going to have an “air guitar” contest at her wedding and we were discussing this while playing some poker with a lot of people sitting around the table. At that exact moment, ‘Sin Wagon’ by the Dixie Chicks started playing from the Ipod [...]

Britney Spears, Ali Sims, Halloween

Britney Spears and Ali Sims dressed up for Halloween. Britney took something out of her closet and Alli dressed like a provocative tourist. What’s with all the cameras? But I swear, out of all the people in her life, Alli seems to have it the most together. She should just do [...]