Dixie Chick Syndrome – Fiddle Whiplash

I think I’ve invented a new ailment. My sister is going to have an “air guitar” contest at her wedding and we were discussing this while playing some poker with a lot of people sitting around the table. At that exact moment, ‘Sin Wagon’ by the Dixie Chicks started playing from the Ipod [...]

Stupid Things I Say

I say so many things without thinking that sometimes I give Jessica Simpson a run for her money. So today it’s not even 10 am and here it is:
I was discussing with someone how Isla Fisher just had her baby and they pronounced her name Eye-La and I said, “Isn’t it Is-La Fisher.” [...]